List of Superosity Storylines

From Superosity Wiki

Jump to: navigation, search

Contents

1999

  • Best Friend[1]

Chris searches for his true best friend. Introduces Chris, Bobby, Boardy, Snap, Giz, Mask, and Barton.

  • Marlene's Story[2]

Bobby gives the hideous Marlene a makeover. Introduces Alan, Hedrick, and Marlene.

At Boardy's insistence Chris applies for a job at Cool-Ass Internet. Introduces Mr. Richman.

  • The First Day of Work[4]

Chris meets his coworkers at Cool-Ass. Introduces Lester, Brock, and Pete.

  • College Kids Love T-Shirts[5]

To pay off a fine, Bobby and Snap team up to sell T-Shirts.

  • May 25, 1977[6]

Chris and Boardy travel back in time to see Star Wars in theaters.

  • Take Your Little Brother to Work Day[7]

Chris shows Bobby around Cool-Ass Internet.

  • Weasels, Teen Idols, and Omnipotence[8]

Chris, Bobby, and Snap audition for the sixth Childish Crazy Judo Weasels movie, W6: Weasels in London. Snap becomes a celebrity. Bobby becomes a teen idol, then a member of the omnipotent Hanson.

  • Babysitting Moneybags Richman[9]

Chris babysits Moneybags Richman. Introduces Moneybags Richman.

  • Almost Summertime = Going To The Beach[10]

Chris and co. go to the beach.

  • One-Shot Week #1[11]
  • Trading Boardy[12]

Chris trades Boardy to the video store guy for a pair of gold shoes.

  • Vote Bob in '33[13]

Chris and Boardy travel to 2033 to prevent President Bobby from starting an intergalactic war with Those Aliens.

  • One-Shot Week #2[14]
  • 8,000 Stedman Graham Books[15]

Bobby sells T-shirts to pay for 8,000 Stedman Graham books.

  • Rasputin Returns[16]

The premiere of W6: Weasels in London

Chris takes Giz to the dog groomer.

Bobby and Hedrick meet the Janitor.

  • One-Shot Week #3[19]
  • Workin' in a Cool-Ass[20]

Chris remembers he has a job. Introduces Ms. Valarie.

  • Stealing from O.J.[21]

When Barton gets fired, Chris takes him back in time to steal from O.J. Simpson, but they soon find out time travel is more complicated than it's cracked up to be. Introduces Alternate 2009 Brian "Kato" Kaelin.

  • Show and Tell 2000[22]

Bobby brings Snap to school for Show and Tell, hosted by Corey Feldman.

  • One-Shot Week #4[23]
  • Lil' Lil' Tots[24]

Bobby is hired to create a sitcom for UPN.

With the Y2K bug on the horizon, Boardy worries that he will cease to function.

  • Inspector Drugged-Out[26]

Chris tries to win over the Cool-Ass company inspector with drugged cookies.

  • Life with Moneybags[27]

Moneybags comes to live with Chris again while Mr. Richman is in rehab.

  • Masters of the Halloweeniverse[28]

The first Halloween storyline. Chris takes Moneybags trick-or-treating. Boardy invents a candy dispenser that judges costume originality.

  • Chris Geeks Out[29]

Chris gets in touch with his inner geek.

  • Goofin' On Andy[30]

Bobby creates a stand-up comedian alter ego, Slambo Asscrap.

  • Thanksgiving '99[31]

Thanksgiving with the family.

  • Dust-Puppy Power[32]

A brief crossover with User Friendly.

  • One-Shot Week #5[33]
  • Fast Times at Super City Junior High[34]

Bobby romances Marlene.

  • Y2K Christmas '99[35]

Boardy creates nanorobotic exoskeletons for Chris and Bobby in case the Y2K bug infects his system.


2000

  • Mighty Morphin' Nanorobotic Exoskeletons[36]

Chris and Bobby try to become superheroes.

Jork from Sweden replaces Chris as web designer for Cool-Ass. Introduces Jork.

  • One-Shot Week #6 [38]
  • Meeting Paul Fusco[39]

Paul Fusco invites Chris and Boardy to come live in his castle.

  • Cool-Ass Internet and Law Firm[40]

When Cool-Ass becomes a law firm, Chris becomes a fake lawyer to win their friendship.

  • One-Shot Week #7[41]

Bobby lands the role of Anakin Skywalker.

Crossover with Bobbins and Ashfield Online.

  • The Janitor's Assistant[44]

Moneybags becomes the Janitor's assistant.

  • One-Shot Week #8[45]
  • The Funnest Volleyball Tournament Ever[46]

Chris and Boardy go back to the beach and help one-shot characters solve their problems.

  • One Disturbed Wiffle[47]

Chris accidentally puts Lester in a coma. While in jail, he befriends a covict named Bubba and meets his One True Love. Introduces Arcadia, completing the primary cast.

Chris searches the earth and moon for his One True Love.

  • Bobby and Snap: Celebrity Pilots[49]

Bobby and Snap's planes go down.

  • One-Shot Week #9[50]
  • Love and Fireworks[51]

Chris celebrates the fourth of July with his one true love; Bobby and Snap return.

  • Weaslin' To Go[52]

Snap feels ennui after the release of W7: Weasels in Cyberspace.

  • Fear of Pirates and Other Things[53]

Spy robots prevent Chris from asking his one true love her name.

  • One-Shot Week #10[54]
  • American Sexys: Bobby's Adventures in the Screen Trade[55]

Bobby clashes with the network executive.

  • Cool-Ass Internet vs. Our Heroes[56]

Chris encounters animosity in the workplace; Cool-Ass Internet hires Arcadia to sue Bobby and Snap for trademark violation.

  • Avertin' The U.S.-Snappalla War[57]

The primary cast travels to the 30th century to avert the U.S.-Snappalla War.

  • One-Shot Week #11[58]
  • Halloween Costumes Are Sacred[59]

Chris and Arcadia take Moneybags out for Alf-themed trick-or-treating. Candytron returns. Introduces Baby Bush.

  • All the Pres'dent's Look-Alike Man[60]

Boardy unmasks Baby Bush's doppleganger. Baby Bush invites Chris and co to Texas.

  • Thanksgiving '00 With Old George The Hobo[61]

Chris brings Baby Bush home for Thanksgiving after he runs away from home.

  • One-Shot Week #12[62]
  • Cooled-Ass Internet[63]

The dot-com bubble bursts, bringing changes to Cool-Ass.

The Superosity crew rings in the new year.

2001

  • New Millennium II: Back in the Habit[65]

Chris and Arcadia set Boardy up on a date.

  • Adventures in Malicious Mischief[66]

Bobby, Alan, and Hedrick commit arson and search for pirate treasure; Bill Clinton refuses to leave the White House.

  • Big Bad Turtle Daddy[67]

Snap searches for his missing father and has the misfortune to find him.

  • Valentine's Day Double Date[68]

Barton brings his new girlfriend on a double date with Chris and Arcadia.

  • One-Shot Week #13[69]
  • Crosby's The Kid[70]

Chris travels back in time to meet his younger self, and ends up altering the present.

Bobby and the other Bobby from the previous story's alternate timeline team up to win Marlene's Heart.

  • Puppysitting Doggiebags Richman[72]

Giz and Mask look after Moneybags' dog.

  • Swedish Dueling Always Equals Death For Both Duelers[73]

Smitten with Arcadia, Jork challenges Chris to a duel.

  • One-Shot Week #14[74]
  • Pool Party and Moneybags' Mansion[75]

Bobby may or may not have murdered a butler.

  • Not Quite Human[76]

Boardy tries to become more human.

  • Stiff as a Board[77]

Boardy freezes up. To revive him, Chris and Bobby travel to the a post-apocalyptic future where Bobby becomes Ruler of Earth.

  • One-Shot Week #15[78]
  • Shipwrecked on Weasels Island[79]

Snap loses the last of his dignity promoting W8: Weasels Island.

  • Bobby and the Gang[80]

Matthew R. Broderick joins the Bob Crew and begins to make some changes.

Boardy confronts his fear of the video store guy.

  • How the Janitor Spent His Summer Vacation[82]

Bobby meets the Janitor at the mall.

  • Drive in the Country[83]

Little country bumpkins Wolfgang and Wolfgang mistake Chris and Arcadia for celebrities.

  • Back to School Blues and Insane Happiness[84]

Bobby runs afoul of Roberinus, the new school bully.

  • One-Shot Week #16[85]

Chris goes to ask Those Aliens why they haven't abducted him yet.

  • Tribute to Hollywood's Heroes[87]

Snap takes Chris to Hollywood to film a 9-11 benefit movie with Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks. Alternate 2009 Brian "Kato" Kaelin makes it big.

  • One-Shot Week #17[88]
  • Thanksgiving '01[89]

Chris's dad treats Moneybags as a son to make Bobby jealous.

  • Return to Cool-Ass[90]

Chris goes back to work, with violent consequences.

  • Bobby Doesn't Like School For Some Reason[91]

Bobby becomes the most popular boy in school by announcing his intention to drop out.

  • Chrismas and Kwanza and New Years '01[92]

Chris worries Christmas will be cancelled for some reason. Bobby finds out he his great times eleven grandfather Michael was a black slave. They travel back to one hour before Michael's death and bring him to the present.

2002

  • One-Shot Week #18[93]
  • Moneybags Is In Detroit[94]

Moneybags wakes up in Detroit surrounded by cannibals.

Chris and Bobby serve on the jury when Arcadia defends a young boy accused of murder.

  • Boardy's Bored[96]

Boardy purchases a Lil' Buddy in the year 36,000. Introduces Lil' Board.

  • One-Shot Week #19[97]
  • The Baby Is Back[98]

Alternate universe duplicates switch places with Boardy and Baby Bush.

  • Funeral for a Flea[99]

Chris lies to Boardy about a pet flea.

  • Boardy Gets Schooled[100]

Bobby shows Boardy what Super City Junior High is really like.

  • Rasputin Returns Yet Again[102]

The premiere of W9: Weasels In Space.

  • Meet the Crazy Aunt[103]

Chris has dinner with Arcadia's crazy aunt.

The premiere of the real Episode II.

  • Ruining the Universe[105]

Chris and Boardy are kidnapped and brought to the future to stand trial on charges of ruining the universe. Introduces Dark Boardy.

  • Bob Crew in Full Effect, Y'All[106]

Hedrick tries to be cool to impress the girl at the candy store.

  • Watchin' a Wave Back to the Beach Again[107]

Barton discovers a new sentient board. Introduces Waves.

  • Bobby Creates The Most Popular Webcomic in History[108]

Lil' Lil' Tots becomes a webcomic, of which Moneybags is the biggest fan.

  • Not Workin' In A Cool-Ass[110]

Mr. Richman fires Chris from Cool-Ass Games, forcing him to get a job at Vomitland, where Snap is holding a concert.

  • Bobby Fights the Littlest Kid in the World[111]

Bobby meets the littlest kid in the world.

  • Chris Doesn't Like Work For Some Reason[112]

Chris still can't adjust to his new job as a Vomitland janitor. He gets advice from the Janitor, Barton, and Albert Einstein.

Chris, Arcadia, and Moneybags forego trick-or-treating to attend Barton's halloween party.

Chris and Bobby go to art class.

  • Super City Junior High Romance Illustrated[116]

Bobby wins Marlene's heart again. Hedrick sells the school paper.

  • Livin' La Vida Hibrida[117]

Those Aliens believe Bobby is the first of the human-alien hybrids and abduct him.

2003

  • New Year, New Universe[118]

Boardy and Michael free the slaves 78 years early, inadvertently creating a nightmarish alternate universe.

Hedrick helps Bobby return to stand-up comedy, but he soon finds himself up against Truman Garrett.

  • Former Best Friend[121]

Chris finds out his best friend from elementary school has been sentenced to 400 years in jail. Bobby meets Bubba. They all go to the year 2403.

  • Oscar Gives Up Killin' Because of the War[123]

Chris stops having nightmares about the Oscar statue.

  • Boardy The Third Wheel[124]

Boardy and Lil' Board tag along with Chris and Arcadia.

  • The Janitor's Choice[125]

The Janitor gives Bobby and Hedrick tickets to the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.

  • Harvard Professor in Stomach-Land[126]

A Harvard Professor comes to study Boardy.

  • Rich Kid Summer Camp[127]

Moneybags goes to rich kid summer camp.

After meeting the creator of He-Man, Chris transforms into an adult.

  • Live Coverage of the W10 Premiere[130]

Snap invites the crew to Hollywood for the premiere of W10: The Tenth Dimension.

  • Summertime Almost Over = Going to the Beach[131]

Another beach week.

  • Dad's Birthday Party[133]

Dad has a birthday party.

  • Back To School Blue and Insane Happiness[134]

Bobby doesn't hate school as much as he thought he would.

Chris wishes to be able to walk into TV programs but the death of John Ritter changes his mind.

  • Buttering Up Brock[136]

Chris tries to win Brock over.

  • Lil' Lil' Tots: The Complete First Season[138]

Lil' Lil' Tots comes out on DVD and gets a movie deal. Bobby becomes the new CEO of Fox.

  • Candlelight Dinner[139]

Chris and Arcadia have a candlelight dinner.

  • One-Shot Week #28 with Bonus Holiday Comics![140]
  • Bobby's Horrible Son[141]

Bobby's future son B2 is sent to the present to learn to be cool. He takes the gang to see Santa Claus.

2004

  • Meet the 2004 Democratic Presidential Candidates[142]

Chris and Boardy meet the 2004 Democratic presidential candidates.

Bobby steals hamburgers.

Dark Boardy returns and gives Chris horrifying news about the future.

Bobby and Hedrick decide to become pro skateboarders.

Chris becomes a midget to go visit Michael's universe.

  • Still The One True Love[148]

Chris teams up with one of Those Aliens to get Arcadia back from her ex-boyfriend Logan.

  • Bobby's Funny Friends[149]

A week of Alan and Hedrick.

  • Moon Trek III: The Search For Mr. Richman[150]

Chris and Boardy take Moneybags to the moon to find his missing father.

The Bob Crew go see W11: Weasels vs Tarantula Turtle.

  • Back To The Beach: Board Origin Dot Com[153]

Boardy and Waves search for their origin and make a movie.

Giz gets a job at the Circle Z minimart.

  • Completely Pointless[156]

Boardy takes Chris and Bobby to see the first ever Labor Day, resulting in a nightmarish alternate universe and a clash of presidents.

Bobby enters the snack cakes industry.

Snap ruins Thanksgiving.

  • You Can't Go Work Again[160]

Chris gets a job as idea man for Cool-Ass Games.

  • Christmas with Two Beloved Secondary Characters[161]

Christmas with Moneybags and the Janitor.

  • Dangerously Stupid People Can't Marry[162]

After Barton takes Chris on a disastrous night out the night before he plans to propose, he comes to believe he is too stupid to be with Arcadia. and breaks up with her for her own safety. Also includes a vision of an Arcadia-less future.

2005

  • You Gotta Have Hearts[164]

Arcadia is possessed by floating hearts before she can answer Chris's proposal.

The Bob Crew makes a movie.[166]

  • At Home With Hedrick[168]

A look into Hedrick's home life.

  • The One Where Boardy Builds a Robot Chris.[169]

Boardy builds a robot Chris.

  • The Mysterious Mr. Mayor[170]

The mayor invites Chris and co to dinner, but has sinister intentions for Bobby. Barton dies in this storyline.

Chris starts out on a space voyage and briefly becomes the new king of Venus.

Alan decides to become religious, so Bobby starts his own.

  • Zazno: Alien Tyrant[174]

The spaceship Eternia runs afoul of an alien tyrant named Zazno.

Lt. Seep gets religion.

  • Greatest American Sexys[176]

Bobby and Hedrick remake and retool American Sexys.

  • Boredom, Giant Madballs, and Omnipotence[177]

The Eternia crew meet a giant madball and a mischievous omnipotent.

  • Selective Racism is Valid[179]

Chris reacts poorly to a race of eyeless, noseless aliens.

  • An All-Powerful Halloween[180]

Omnipoto takes the crew back to Earth for Halloween. Hanson tries to kill Chris.

Chris invites the other residents of Super City Apartments for Thanksgiving, so that they won't vote to kick him out.

  • A South Dakotan Christmas[182]

Chris and Boardy move to an abandoned South Dakota mental hospital.

  • New Year, Old Apartment[183]

New Years back home in Super City.

2006

  • The Raging American vs The Great Satan[184]

Boardy builds futuristic body armor to protect Roberinus in Iraq, soon attracting the attention of Baby Bush.

The Bob Crew Hang-Out

The Bob Crew search for an official hangout.

To The Millionth Century and Back Again

On a trip to the millionth century to stock up on lithinium stones Boardy's time machine is sabotaged, breaking Boardy in half and stranding Chris in WWII America. A Superosity megastory.

Snap's Place

When W13 flops at the box office, Snap's only remaining career option is an NBC sitcom.

One-Shot Week #39

An Imaginary Story

A parody of Superman Returns.

Questions for Alan

Bobby asks Alan the tough questions.

Those Aliens Get Scared

Those Aliens come to Earth to discourage Boardy from sharing future space technology with humans.

Thank You For Saving Pupkin

Giz and Mask get a distress call... from Pupkin.

Summer Ends For Local Celebrities

The Bob Crew struggle to make the most of summer's end.

Ghost Bad

Chris asks Boardy to bring Barton back from the afterlife.

Hedrick's Sad Week

Hedrick contemplates death.

One-Shot Week #40

A Tru Friend

With Snap out of the movie business, Bobby becomes Truman Garrett's best friend instead.

One-Shot Week #41

A Very Normal Halloween

Moneybags insists on ordinary costumes. Bobby helps with Alan's haunted house. Boardy makes a talking pumpkin.

One-Shot Week #42

The Bob Crew Camp Out For Crap

The Bob Crew to camp out for next-gen game consoles.

Crazy Wedding Planner

Chris plans his 2010 superhero moon wedding.

Chris Watches TV While He Waits

Chris watches TV while he waits.

B2's Christmas Vacation

Bobby joins Alan and Hedrick on their annual ski trip with B2.

10th Anniversary of 1997

Chris celebrates 1997 ten years later.

2007

No Place For Snap Snap's sitcom is cancelled, so he moves on to direct-to-DVD movies.

One-Shot Week #43

Get A Job 2.0 Chris gets a job as director of marketing for Lester's new company, yourhoneyvideos.net.

One-Shot Week #44

The Bob Crew Tolerates Vomitland The Bob crew go to Vomitland and meet Freddy James Vomit.

Jork's Horrible Son After Jork is fired, Chris helps him put his life back together.

Work-For-Hire Hedrick Hedrick becomes the new artist of Bobby's webcomic, Lil' Lil' Tots.

That Fat Bunny That Fat Bunny comes to live with Giz and Mask.

One-Shot Week #45

Ghost Office Lester gives Chris his own office.

President Alan Bobby travels to the year 2099 to make sure Alan is never president.

One-Shot Week #46

Government-Funded Wormhole Adventure Chris gets fired, so he starts a secret government program to fix the planet Leepstraniac.

Old-Fashioned Summer Fun The Bob Crew celebrate summer the way their grandfathers did.

One-Shot Week #47

And Introducing Jetty Boardy gets a distress call... from a board! Introduces Jetty.

Lotsa Room For Magic On a mission to the planet Iphon, Chris and Boardy encounter a federation of self-proclaimed wizards. Boardy declares war, while Bobby and Jetty become students. Includes a rare stretch of Sunday strip continuity with Mask's bird brother. A Superosity megastory.

Halloween Is Bee Night Halloween again.

Residual Evil The Hollywood writers' strike hits. Bobby joins the strikers, while Chris crosses the picket line to save his favorite shows.

Alan Hangs Out At Hedrick's House A Hedrick thanksgiving.

One-Shot Week #48

Bowling For Nothing Chris almost goes bowling.

A Borgnine For Christmas Chris, Boardy, and Arcadia travel back to 1954 to keep Ernest Borgnine safe from celebrity-obsessed 47th century bounty hunters. A Superosity megastory.

2008

Wornald Joins The Bob Crew A crazy kid applies to join the Bob Crew.

Boardy Loves Barack Boardy is obsessed with Barack Obama.

One-Shot Week #49

Bobby vs Cody Jane Hart Bobby is challenged to a fight.

New Costume Action Storyline Chris gets a new costume.

Field Trip to KSTC-TV The Bob Crew get their own news show. Introduces Ally.

One-Shot Week #50

Original Movie Chris tries to make an original movie.

Savior Of The Mices Mask's resolution to eat mice alive has unintended consequences. Introduces The Mices.


Comic-Con '08 Lived

Chris teaches Snap about comics.

John's Korner Boardy watches community access TV.

Bobby vs The World A week of Bobby.

SW2.5 Chris and Boardy camp out for Episode Two and a Half.

Jetty Kills A Cop Jetty killed a cop?!

For Goldie Oldie Baby Bush promises to tell Boardy his origin... if he rigs the 2008 election.

One-Shot Week #51

CHAMPFORCE #1 (first appearance of Super Champ) Chris starts a superhero team, but they soon go mad with power, becoming fugitives from the law. Baby Bush agrees to pardon them, but only if McCain wins the election.


Modern-Day Slavery Baby Bush takes Chris and Boardy in as slaves in exchange for pardoning Champforce.

His Name is Albie Alan brings his long-lost little brother to school.

Santa Claus and His Brother Bobby auditions for the role of Santa Claus in the school christmas play.

2009

Happy Alternate 2009 Chris, Boardy, and Arcadia make Alternate 2009 Brian "Kato" Kaelin think he's returned home in a poorly thought out scheme.

One-Shot Week #52

One Magic Inauguration Boardy and Chris meet Baby Bush at the Obama inauguration.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a Real Man Alan goes to the mall to find the real Paul Blart.

Somebody Stole Boardy An evil alternate universe Chris is stealing Boardies from other universes.

One-Shot Week #53

Barton's Back (All Right) There's a new Barton in town - literally!

Homeless Hedrick: A Short Graphic Novella Hedrick loses his home in the recession.

Retrieved from "http://wikisuperosity.com/index.php?title=List_of_Superosity_Storylines"